Snabba Greener

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow: Sam Snead

Tänk så mycket kul man kan ha med golf!

Konst

Small World

Alex and Jim are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go.
Alex comments to Jim, 'Why don't you go over and ask if we can play through?'
Jim gets about halfway there, turns and comes back so Alex asks, 'What's wrong?'
Jim replies, 'One of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress.'
Alex responds, 'That could be a problem. I'll go over and have a word.'
He gets about halfway there and he turns and comes back, too.
So Jim says, 'What's wrong?'
Alex murmurs, 'Small world.'

Cheater

While sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Bill remarked to a fellow club member', I'm not going to play golf with Peter Janssen anymore. He cheats.'

'Why do you say that?' asked his friend.

'Well, he found his lost ball two feet from the green', replied Bill indignantly.

'That's entirely possible', commented his friend.

'Not when I had his golf ball in my pocket', retorted Bill with finality.

Puttningstips!

En "given" putt är en överrenskommelse mellan minst två spelare. Ingen av dem är förmodligen en bra puttare.

Skräp!

Efter 2 slicade drives ut i skogen frågar spelaren sin caddie om han kan se något som är fel..?

 - Du har något skit på klubban!

Spelaren tar upp drivern och borstar av klubbuvudet.

- Nej, andra änden.....