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Denna måste alltså läsas på engelska också.....





John and Bill meet at the first tee on the sunday morning.

John says "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!"

Bill replies "What a great trade!"

Caddy-kommentarer

Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.
Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long?

Golfer: I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddy: Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.

Golfer: Do you think my game is improving?
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.

Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?
Caddy: Eventually.

Golfer: You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.
Caddy: I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.

Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.
Caddy: It's not a watch - it's a compass.

Golfer: How do you like my game?
Caddy: Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.

Golfer: Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.

Golfer: This is the worst course I've ever played on.
Caddy: This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.

Golfer: That can't be my ball, it's too old.
Caddy: It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.

Golf serier!

Medspelare

Anders kommer hem efter sin sedvanliga lördagsrunda och frun frågar varför han inte verkar spela med sin kompis Gunnar längre?

-Skulle du vilja spela med en som alltid fuskar, ljuger om sin score, svär och kastar klubbor och pratar skit om alla andra på klubben?
- Näe, självklart inte.
- Just det, och det vill inte Gunnar heller göra....