John and Mary met while on a cruise, and John fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue their relationship.
-It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut, John said to his lady Mary. I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now.
Mary responded, - If we're being honest with each other, here it goes... I'm a hooker.
- I see, John replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, -You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.
