Cheater

While sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Bill remarked to a fellow club member', I'm not going to play golf with Peter Janssen anymore. He cheats.'

'Why do you say that?' asked his friend.

'Well, he found his lost ball two feet from the green', replied Bill indignantly.

'That's entirely possible', commented his friend.

'Not when I had his golf ball in my pocket', retorted Bill with finality.